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And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

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@moss-wizard of course this isn’t how we serve it!!

It has to be in a dish with much higher sides, so when we go to cut it and it tries to sliiiiiide away it doesn’t escape and blorp blorp blorp across mom’s nice tablecloth

SLICE YOUR CANNED BOGBERRY GOO INTO DISCS BEFORE SERVING, YOU FILTHY HERETICS.

NO. IT WILL BE SERVED IN PROPER CAN SHAPE, AND WILL HAVE ITSELF SCOOPED INTO WEIRD SHAPES THE WAY THE GODS INTENDED

YOU STAY OUTTA THIS, GOD-QUEEN-EMPEROR. AND TAKE YOUR CERVID STALKERS WITH YOU.

It’s supposed to be served in can shape with two discs already sliced and laying tastefully in front

I have consulted the scriptures and this is variation is still within the bounds of orthodoxy.

Mash the can shape up. We giving the table what they want, chaos in a dish, with a serving spoon.

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Not to derail the escalating heresy, but what do dolphins have to do with cranberry bogs?

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cranberry is served in its can shape in the can direction, not on its side but on its cylinder

Right but you guys know that ocean spray also sells like. Cranberries. Which you can use to make an actually edible cranberry sauce on the stovetop in 10 minutes of unattended cook time

actual cranberries? ew no thank you. The unprocessed chunky stuff is GROSS.

Look, in my house, we mix it with whipped cream and freeze it in a graham cracker crust for dessert!

@oft-goes-awry

what the actual fuck?

@somethinginterestingithink

Behold, my grandmother’s recipe for Cranberry Surprise:

For the crust, combine 2/3 cup crushed ginger snap crumbs (put them in a large plastic bag and crumble with a rolling pin, or a mug if you don’t have one) with 2 T. of sugar. Press into a 9" pie plate.

For the filling, pour a half-pint of regular whipping cream into a bowl, and beat until stiff. Mix in 2 T. of sugar and ½ tsp. of almond extract.

In another bowl, take a 14 oz. CHILLED can of jellied cranberry sauce and mash it with a potato masher if you’ve got one, or a fork if you don’t. (My mom bought me a potato masher specifically so I could make this dessert at holidays without having to borrow hers.)

Once the log is goo, fold the cranberry sauce into the whipped cream mix. Yes, it’s supposed to be THAT pink.

Pour the pink cream-and-cranberry mix into the crust and freeze for at least 24 hours. Cut and serve immediately upon removal from freezer.

American Horror Food is one of my favorite tumblr post types.

(I make it from real cranberries but if I decide to go with Goo Log, I mash it like the unorthodox godkiller that I am.)

I can only add that I worked in a deep freeze warehouse for a little bit when I was younger. The cranberries would come in loose around Halloween. This big machine would clean, sort, and dump them into 1000 lb wooden bins that would be forklifted and stacked to freeze in the warehouse.

One time, somebody lost control of a bin and broke it open. I would like you to picture a dozen warehouse workers slip sliding around on frozen cranberry ball bearings for hours, trying to clean them up, while you play Yakety Sax in your head. It was a nightmare.

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Doesn’t everyone have a special cranberry-from-the-can serving plate and slice-cutting tool! What, are you all just living live Neanderthals?!?!

Oh my ZOD I love that

my brother is a culinary artist. one year he made some amazing cranberry sauce that nobody touched. the next year he made the same sauce, added a thickener, and set it in a ribbed can (he reused a pumpkin can iirc), and it was a hit.

we like the vague can-shaped fruit gelatin. i personally like it even more when it’s home-made.

Ah, in my house we serve this standing up on a plate, and we call it Invisible Can. It is not a holiday dinner without Invisible Can.

  1. Hello international friends, I am delighted to report all of the above is real :)
  2. Not to come in with a steel chair here, but the ideal pairing for cranberry sauce in all forms, and the meat we *should* be serving at Thanksgiving, rather than easy-to-improperly cook turkey that tastes like napkins, is Lamb.
    • #cranberry sauce
    • #cranberries
    • #recipes
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chaumas-deactivated20230115:

take the OTC painkiller you stupid slut

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Ok Bones

Fun fact: two days after making this post, I sat patiently with a headache for hours until notifications for it made me remember that perhaps I, too, could do something about this situation.

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    • #pain
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the-real-seebs:

evil-scientist:

if you’re experimenting with pronouns make sure you:

- record your errors

- know your independent and dependent variables

- have a control group if needed

SOURCES OF ERROR:

  • transphobia
  • boobs

i think this is a case where the ideal form isn’t the correct form you get from an experienced researcher, but the earnest best efforts of a 7th-grader who is extremely hyped about Learning How To Science but has no experience and is trying to emulate the tone of half-baked examples in a twelve year old textbook that’s missing a few pages.

    • #pronouns
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bimalewife:

have you named a pet after a fictional character before

yes

no

i don’t own any pets

all of my pets r named after fictional characters and i wanted to know how popular it was

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    • #yes
    • #spot for datas cat
    • #sarek
    • #ennien
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sunlit-skycat:

astraltrickster:

This post is your reminder that you are not obligated to blog about current events.

Things are bad. Really bad. Do not let people guilt trip you into tormenting yourself even further over the fact that things are bad. Doomscrolling is not activism.

If you’re just on tumblr to blorbopost or reblog pretty pictures, you are not harming people by inaction.

You are not a bad person for not dedicating every aspect of your life and leisure space to whatever disgusting mask-off attack on human life and dignity some government has decided to enact.

Take action where you can, but don’t confuse doomscrolling and digital self harm for action.

If you need to lose yourself in blorboposting, go for it.

If you need to log off for the day, whether it’s to take irl action or to protect what little sanity any of us have left over the past 7 years, then by all means, do.

Morale is important. Hope is important. Small joys keep us from burning out completely in times like this. Do not let any “if you don’t reblog this I’m judging you” guilt trip convince you otherwise.

Even investigative open source journalists at places like Bellingcat, who make a living sifting through this type of information, take breaks while dealing with this and make sure they have downtime. There are specific methods for reducing the amount of vicarious trauma that people get from seeing imagery of violence, and mixing that stuff in with the fun little escapist hobbies of one’s tumblr is not on the recommended list.

Two links I have been sending around lately:

Bellingcat, on the risks of open source research: https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/2022/11/23/how-to-maintain-mental-hygiene-as-an-open-source-researcher/

Synecdochic on how to block out seeing things related to current events, or on mitigating the trauma of seeing it if you feel you must stay informed: https://synecdochic.dreamwidth.org/803314.html

Oh my gods I want to double triple score underline that Bellingcat link as incredibly smart about vicarious trauma. Reposting it: https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/2022/11/23/how-to-maintain-mental-hygiene-as-an-open-source-researcher/

Thank you very much @sunlit-skycat for posting it; it was written about the war in Ukraine but goes absolutely just as much for current conflicts and everything else.

Remember that you don’t help by breaking yourself to no purpose. If anything, you literally make things worse; you create someone else that needs help.

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    • #self care
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jazzybot4:

fennel-tea:

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit:

today’s children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for ‘eepy’ and 'blorbo’ but they’ll say it in cocomelonese so we won’t understand them

today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie

I hate that you’re right and that I understood all of that.

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heywriters:

{description: Hispanic man uses Google Translate to demonstrate how many different Spanish words are all pronounced the same in English.

Example, the sentence “Escribe un rito correcto con la derecha” translates to “Write a right rite with a right.”

The man starts crying.

via @ familycam1 on Tiktok}

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    • #languages
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capricorn-0mnikorn:

You know what I’ve not seen cross my Tumblr Dash, yet?

I’ve not seen anything for Ace Awareness/Appreciation week (which always finishes up the last weekend before Halloween).

I mean, our flags even have the right color scheme for it:

Asexual Pride Flag. Four horizontal stripes of equal width, going from top to bottom: Black, Grey, White, and Purple.ALT

(I could of sworn I had Halloween-themed art made for a previous Ace Awareness Week, but I can’t seem to find any of it, now. Maybe I can make something new Before Tomorrow Ends <- Boy! does that sound like a book title).

    • #asexual awareness week
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thekitsunesiren:

Dc x Dp #38

Danny going to Gotham and being mistaken for one of the Wayne children and just rolling with it. Better yet, he uses it to try and help the ghosts.

Reporter: Mr. Wayne! Can you tell us what Wayne Industries is working on now?

Danny: Wayne Industries is currently working to annul the law that was currently enacted by the GIW.

The Waynes are all at home, curiously wondering which one of them was the one on tv, and what exactly could this act be.

Sam would be proud. Danny just made it so they have to do something. Exposed the acts.

When they ask him to clarify he just repeats exactly what sam has been saying. That it calls for death of an entire species. One that they don’t understand. That it’s a dangerous thing as it opens potential ways to dispose of meta protections.

By doing this they have to push forward. Obviously they would regardless. But if they suddenly were to go whoops nvm. We’re not doing that. It would make the company look so bad.

10 out of 10. Big brain Danny right here.

Yeah Danny has no way of knowing the Waynes would have done all that anyway.

And they get their revenge. Bruce is on TV the very next day “Well as soon as my son Danny brought this to our attention we knew we had to act.” Flip the channel, there’s Duke and Steph on a talk show “we absolutely support our brother Danny’s campaign.” Turn to the newspaper, there’s an in-depth interview with Tim about how the Acts are unconstitutional and “I personally know people affected by these Acts, so this is important to all of us, and I’m glad my brother Danny has been able to help us bring this to light.”

The Waynes have claimed him. There is no escape.

Danny, who was pretending to be black-hair-blue-eye boy of your choice, shrinks slowly under the couch wondering how the fuck they learned his name

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    • #dpxdc
    • #ficlets
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livedpoetry:

An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

source

<older man and older woman chatting amiably at a table, their conversation is just on the edge of intelligible>

Denise: Oh, hello!

Bill: We were just talking about you kids.

D: I’m Denise Heberle (HEB-er-lee)…

B: And I’m Bill Goodman.

D: Together we’ve been fighting fascism for over 50 years.

B: And so much has changed over those 50 years, such as the ingredients to a successful firebomb!

D (cheerily): And the glass that bank windows are made of!

B: But there’s one thing that hasn’t changed over 50 years, something that is so important to tell you kids who are new to this movement.

Both: Shut the fuck up.

D: You’re sitting in the police transport van after a protest?

B: Shut the fuck up. In a holding cell, with your comrades?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop knocks on your door?

B: Shut the fuck up.

D: Texting on an unsecured device?

B: Shut the fuck up. Pulled over by the cops after a protest?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop just asking about your day?

B: Shut the fuck up. Feds call your mom?

D: Tell your mother to shut the fuck up.

B: Now. Repeat after me. When the cops come calling, what do you do?

(Cut to Bill standing with eight kids)

Kids: Shut the fuck up!

(Cut to Card:

“Shut The Fuck up A Public Service Announcement from

NATIONAL LAWYERS GUILD

Detroit & Michigan Chapter”)

Reminder, because people need to be aware of this even more now.

Even if you are innocent, shut the fuck up and lawyer up!!

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    • #lawyers
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mtab2260:

unstoppable-juggleknob:

nothing will ever be funnier than that bit in agents of shield where coulson says “get ready for a large file transfer” and then shoves an entire filing cabinet out of a 4th story window

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    • #agents of shield
    • #file transfer
    • #puns
    • #avengers
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tyrantisterror:

David Attenborough: And here we have the father lion with his newfound cub. This male has sired many young with his pride, but only this season has he produced a male. He will teach the young lion all he knows, before it grows up to make a pride of his own. Right now the father shows his cub the extent of their territory, an important fact for any lion to learn.
-later-
David Attenborough: It is highly unusual for two male lions to share a territory, but the bond between these two is strong. Though leaner and bearing more scars than his stronger brother, the second male has an important role to play, patrolling the outer bounds of their shared territory.
-later-
David Attenborough: The mutually beneficial relationship between hornbills and lions is not extensively documented, and in fact this documentary is the first evidence of such a relationship ever recorded. It is, however, not unheard of for a clever bird to ally with packhunting mammals, as crows will do the same with wolves a continent over.
-later-
David Attenborough: The scarred male lion may have bitten off more than it can chew, having stumbled into a truly enormous pack of hyenas. Extraordinarily large, in fact, there may well be more than a hundred individuals in this family group. The hyenas, however, show… deference? to the lion, and … are… are they goose-stepping? Well, it would appear they are acting out a choreographed homage to the film-making of Leni Riefenstahl, and all at the apparent command of one of their natural competitors. Fascinating.
-later-
David Attenborough: As the male lion clings to dear life, who arrives but his brother, the loyal second in command of the pride. Surely a boon for our new fath- oh. Oh, that looked almost calculated. But we must remember that such cruelty is only practiced by men, and that lions probably aren’t very skilled at helping each other climb up cliffs, given their lack of thumbs.
-later-
David Attenborough: Orphaned and separated from his pack, the young male lion is likely due to die. But what’s this? A warthog in a mutually beneficial symbiosis with a meercat has adopted the cub. Strange, yes, but perhaps this warthog is acting on misplaced affection, as animals that have lost young of their own may sometimes adopt children of other species. This warthog may have been a young moth- oh, no, that’s a dick and balls. Well… huh.
-later-
David Attenborough: Somehow, despite subsisting entirely on insects for years, our young cub has managed to grow into a fully healthy male lion. We can only attribute this success to a mixture of luck and determination.
-later-
David Attenborough: Now we see the courtship dance of the lions. Notice how… holy shit, that lioness is giving him bedroom eyes. Wait, what’s that music? Is… is that Elton John?
-later-
David Attenborough: As the young lion survives is encounter with the wild mandrill, it takes a moment to reflect by… hold on… hold on, in the sky, is that… is that a fucking ghost? Is that a lion ghost? What the fuck is going on in this savannah?

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    • #the lion king
    • #as told by
    • #david attenborough
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agentkatie:

so the neutrogena anti-aging companion mods are a blight on the landscape but some modders truly are doing the lord’s work

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    • #mods
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“aqua-regia009:
“Night’s Gaze, 2023 - oil on wooden panel.
— Annie Stegg Gerard (American, b.1982)
https://www.gallerygerard.com/
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Catziraphael and Purrowley
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petermorwood:

aqua-regia009:

Night’s Gaze, 2023 - oil on wooden panel.
— Annie Stegg Gerard (American, b.1982)

https://www.gallerygerard.com/

Catziraphael and Purrowley

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    • #art
    • #cats
    • #catwings
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illisidifan:

authorkims:

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This is why she’s my favorite author.

Check out “Barry Lyndon”, a film whose period interiors were famously shot by period lamp-and-candle lighting (director Stanley Kubrick had to source special lenses with which to do it).

More recently, some scenes in “Wolf Hall” were also shot with period live-flame lighting and IIRC until they got used to it, actors had to be careful how they moved across the sets. However, it’s very atmospheric: there’s one scene where Cromwell is sitting by the fire, brooding about his association with Henry VIII while the candles in the room are put out around him. The effect is more than just visual.

As someone (I think it was Terry Pratchett) once said: “You always need enough light to see how dark it is.”

A demonstration of getting that out of balance happened in later seasons of “Game of Thrones”, most infamously in the complaint-heavy “Battle of Winterfell” episode, whose cinematographer claimed the poor visibility was because “a lot of people don’t know how to tune their TVs properly”.

So it was nothing to do with him at all, oh dear me no. Wottapillock. Needing to retune a TV to watch one programme but not others shows where the fault lies, and it’s not in the TV.

*****

We live in rural West Wicklow, Ireland, and it’s 80% certain that when we have a storm, a branch or even an entire tree will fall onto a power line and our lights will go out.

Usually the engineers have things fixed in an hour or two, but that can be a long dark time in the evenings or nights of October through February, so we always know where the candles and matches are and the oil lamp is always full.

We also know from experience how much reading can be done by candle-light, and it’s more than you’d think, once there’s a candle right behind you with its light falling on the pages.

You get more light than you’d expect from both candles and lamps, because for one thing, eyes adapt to dim light. @dduane​ says she can sometimes hear my irises dilating. Yeah, sure…

For another thing lamps can have accessories. Here’s an example: reflectors to direct light out from the wall into the room. I’ve tried this with a shiny foil pie-dish behind our own Very Modern Swedish Design oil lamp, and it works.

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Smooth or parabolic reflectors concentrate their light (for a given value of concentrate, which is a pretty low value at that) while flatter fluted ones like these scatter the light over a wider area, though it’s less bright as a result:

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This candle-holder has both a reflector and a magnifying lens, almost certainly to illuminate close or even medical work of some sort rather than light a room.

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And then there’s this, which a lot of people saw and didn’t recognise, because it’s often described in tones of librarian horror as a beverage in the rare documents collection.

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There IS a beverage, that’s in the beaker, but the spherical bottle is a light magnifier, and Gandalf would arrange a candle behind it for close study.

Here’s one being used - with a lightbulb - by a woodblock carver.

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And here’s the effect it produces.

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Here’s a four-sphere version used with a candle (all the fittings can be screwed up and down to get the candle and magnifiers properly lined up) and another one in use by a lacemaker.

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Finally, here’s something I tried last night in our own kitchen, using a water-filled decanter. It’s not perfectly spherical so didn’t create the full effect, but it certainly impressed me, especially since I’d locked the camera so its automatic settings didn’t change to match light levels.

This is the effect with candles placed “normally”.

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But when one candle is behind the sphere, this happens.

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 It also threw a long teardrop of concentrated light across the worktop; the photos of the woodcarver show that much better.

Poor-people lighting involved things like rushlights or tallow dips. They were awkward things, because they didn’t last long, needed constant adjustment, didn’t give much light and were smelly. But they were cheap, and that’s what mattered most.

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They’re often mentioned in historical and fantasy fiction but seldom explained: a rushlight is a length of spongy pith from inside a rush plant, dried then dipped in tallow (or lard, or mutton-fat), hence both its names.

Here’s Jason Kingsley making one.

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    • #lighting
    • #candles
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